I'm a single, pimply-assed teen with a major boner to pick with all my fine female friends on Facebook. I don't want my mother reading a comment about me being part of a panel of judges for an ass clapping contest in the alley behind Big Wangs. I have enough trouble as a cyber pimp caught up in a cyber world of sweet cyber ass. I know you love your mommas. I do too. But your cyber pimp game depends on it. Trust me, it will make a difference. I promise.