Here’s our weekly rundown of what’s hot and what’s not on the internet, minus the what’s not part.
When you try to say “D'oh” but it comes out like “D04GHH'oooEH”
When you really really really really really really sorry
It’s happened to all of us. Let’s just try and move forward.
When you just angry you didn’t come up with this idea first
A new book alleges that British Prime Minister David Cameron had sex with a dead pig and if that’s a crime he should be exonerated because it led to this video and so all is forgiven.
When you post a personal best 40 time but still get outrun by that guy from Anchorman
After the Stanford-USC football game on Saturday, our coworker Will Ferrell took to the sidelines to race one lucky fan. He shows incredible speed for a man his age, so don’t be surprised if Ferrell Takes The FootballField airs on HBO sometime next year.
When it’s seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind
Just because a candle isn’t a trick candle, don’t mean it can’t still be tricky.
When you ready to take a break, but you not allowed to go until the chorus lyrics start
Broadway Bill Lee is a DJ at WCBS in New York and let’s just say he’s very good at his job. Each day on twitter he posts his “Break of the Day"wherein he rushes to get out a ton of information before the next song starts. And while we can’t promise you’ll find these funny, we guarantee you’ll find them goddamn delightful.
h/t Jake Fogelnest
When you the Pope and you get put in your place by the man upstairs
This amazing gallery on The Atlantic shows Pope Francis, aka Mr. Cool, getting totally pwn’d by Mother Nature’s breath. Seriously, go there and look them all now.
Of course, congratulations to The Wind for winning this week’s Comedian of the Week Award.
When you heard of Tree Goats before but you still can’t believe they real
via h/t Buzzfeed
When you’re mind’s telling you “No,” but you’re body, you’re body’s telling you “Yes”
I don’t see nothing wrong with this.
I....... Am....... CRYING �ef="http://t.co/aiISecOM1b">pic.twitter.com/aiISecOM1b— Cook Clooney (@CookTheGreat) September 22, 2015