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January 15, 2015
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A look behind the scenes at a pop and hip hop radio show's morning schedule.


The morning shows on pop and hip hop radio stations are fun, but do you ever wonder what's going on behind the scenes? We found a leaked copy of one such show's script, and in a breach of ethics we're publishing it for all to see. The results are sometimes shocking but usually not:

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7:00 AM : Crazy J with traffic and weather report.
“The Manhole” and Girl DJ (Again, what’s her name? Michelle? Mandy??) rag on him.

7:05 AM : Let It Go” from Frozen

7:09 AM : John Legend’s song from Selma.
(only half of song, please stay on sched so we can get to today’s Pranks)

7:11 AM : Newscast #1 -
A-List celebrity is dating another A-List celebrity. Can listeners guess who it is? Answer after the break!

7:13 AM : Commercial break -
WMAS THE MAZE’s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine’s Day concert, 2/15

7:17 AM : Follow-up to Newscast #1 cliffhanger
THIS is the couple that’s dating. (Info found via google image search)

7:18 AM : Listener Prank #1 of 7 -
Listener calls in to talk to The Manhole and Girl DJ. (I think her name’s Mylissa??) DJs stay on line as listener calls Dad to say she’s pregnant; before Dad can respond, The Manhole and whatever-the-Girl-DJ’s-name-is hop on the mic and say, “You’re on 96.65 the MAZE, This is MORNING WOOD.” Listener and Dad receive 2 free tix to first ever Jingle Ball Valentine’s Day concert on February 15th.

7:24 AM : Song (any song is fine)

7:29 AM : Commercial break -
WMAS THE MAZE’s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine’s Day concert, 2/15

7:33 AM : DJs reminisce about Prank #1.

7:34 AM : “Exclusive World Premiere” of song that leaked online last week.

7:37 AM : Surprise announcement from The Manhole -
artist of Exclusive World Premiere will be on the air in just a few.

7:40 AM : Commercial break -
Radios for sale (hopefully people buy more radios)

7:44 AM : Newscast #2 -
DJs casually discuss downfall of unfortunate celebrity, rag on said celebrity.

7:46 AM : Invite artist of Exclusive World Premiere to also rag on said (possibly mentally ill) celebrity.

7:50 AM : Listener Prank #2 of 7 -
with E.W.P. artist - listeners call in to say [mean] things about artist. DJs rag on artist.

7:56 AM : Commercial break -
WMAS THE MAZE’s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine’s Day concert, 2/15

8:00 AM - 8:12 AM : COMMERCIAL-FREE BLOQUE

8:00 AM : "I Don’t F**k with You” by Big Sean ft. E-40 (censored for profane language)

8:04 AM : “I’m In Love With the C*C*” by O.T. Genasis (censored for mention of drug use)

8:08 AM : “I Don’t Mind […If You Dance On A Pole]” by Usher ft. Juicy J (song checks out, no censorship)

8:12 AM : Quick, self-congragulatory recap of Pranks #1 and 2.

8:14 AM : Play highlights from This Year in Pranks.
Rag on all the people in the highlights.

8:17 AM :Commercial break -
WMAS THE MAZE’s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine’s Day concert, 2/15

8:21 AM : Newscast #3 -
DJs talk about scandalous or provocative photoshoot, hard to do on the radio, but please try.

8:27 AM : Girl DJ (Just going to come out and say it, I do NOT know her name)does movie review.
The Manhole rags on her, Crazy J comes back to rag on her, too. It’s good for Crazy J to have the opportunity to dish it out (i.e. rag on someone) especially considering how he’s usually the one getting ragged on!

8:31 AM : Commercial break -
WMAS THE MAZE’s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine’s Day concert, 2/15

8:35 AM - 8:45 AM : BEYONCE / NICKI MINAJ BLOQUE:
Only play songs by these artists - THEIR TIME TO SHINE.

8:45 AM - 10 AM : LISTENER PRANK BLOQUE -
Listener Pranks #3-7.



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