I hope this letter finds you well. I've been thinking about you lately...a lot. I'm a little embarrassed that it's taken me so long to write. I see you everyday and want to talk to you, but I guess I'm just really shy.
I hope you see this letter as a demonnstration of my strength and courage to overcome my weaknesses.
So here it goes...(deep breathe):
Will you go out with me?
If you check 'maybe', please let me know as soon as you can because I already bought tickets to Spamalot and they're non-refundable. If you check 'no'...well, I'm not even going to think about that.
I look forward to your reply.
Thinking of you always,
P.S. If you check 'yes', I promise not to just use you and then walk away. I'm ready to commit. Kind of like that movie TRON...I want to get inside of you...