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gosling.jpgRyan Gosling is the rare combination of respected actor and lady killer. We got the chance to sit down with the Remember the Titans star to talk about how he deals with that deadly combo in his personal life. 

The Hollywood Ham: Ryan, thank you so much for joining us here. We've been fans for years. 

Ryan Gosling: It's the least I could do. I know how talented I am and how great it must make you feel. 

HH: Right…Well, let's get to it. You're consistently ranked among the sexiest men in the world. How does that affect your dating life?

Gosling: It doesn't really. At some point I realized no woman could equal what I bring to the table. That affects everything. 

HH: How do you handle it?

Gosling: For starters, to masturbate, I imagine myself as a woman, masturbating to Ryan Gosling. 

HH: Does that mean you just picture yourself naked?

Gosling: Don't be some sensationalist journalist prick. It means I'm picturing someone else picturing me naked and feeling what she feels. See the difference?

HH: Not at all. But I'm guessing you feel strongly about this. 

Gosling: If I don't have my convictions, what do I have?

HH: A narcissistic sexual fetish.

Goslng: I wrote you every day. 

HH: What?

Gosling: It's a line from The Notebook. Women love that movie. I often watch it when I'm getting myself in the mood to have sex with myself, which often involves picturing women having sex with themselves while they look at a photograph of me in US Weekly

HH: Why don't you just purchase a copy of US Weekly and masturbate to your picture?

Gosling: Listen, I'm very attractive. That much we know. 

HH: And?

Gosling: That much we know.


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