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August 14, 2013

Breaking Bad Ending Predictions...in a perfect world.


  • Immediately following their confrontation Hank shakes Walt’s hand and says “Hey, you’re family. I got your back, buddy”
  • Walt tells everyone he’s sorry and goes back to teaching chemistry.
  • Jesse calls his parents. All is forgiven.
  • Jane remains dead.
  • With “Blue Sky” off the streets meth remains very popular.
  • Lydia quits the business. Her nerves are calmed. She buys a pair of regular-sized sunglasses.
  • Los Pollos Hermanos announces a breakfast menu. Walt Jr. rejoices.
  • The IRS feels sorry for Ted and dismisses the case. 
  • Badger and Skinny Pete get really high.
  • Skyler and Walt renew their vows and get remarried. 
  • Gale’s karaoke video goes viral.
  • The 167 passengers of flight 515 remain dead.
  • Saul Goodman gets a reality show on TLC called “Criminal Lawyer: It’s All Good, Man”
  • The gang that wanted the Methlamine says “oh, well” and moves on.
  • Kaylee Ehrmantraut doesn’t get a birthday card from grandpa.
  • Walt and Jesse buy an RV and start camping on the weekends.
  • That rich guy whose car Walt randomly blew up in Season 1 buys a new one.
  • Drew Sharp remains dead.
  • Walt turns 53. At the party he has a few drinks but not too much.
  • Hydrochloric acid sales go down.