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Published: December 09, 2012
Description: Apple pledges to bring Chinese jobs back to the US.


Cupertino, CA — Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple announced that Apple would begin manufacturing in the US next year, to help out the unemployment situation.  For years, Apple has been the target of criticism due to the poor treatment and working conditions imposed on the Chinese workers who manufactured its products.  Cook stated that he is pleased that the US economy is bad enough where Americans won’t bitch about how we treat them, and they better be happy just to have a job.