The week President Trump endorsed Roy Moore. I would say I wish he was kidding but I’m afraid to put a “kid” that close to Roy Moore.
1) Given his history of touching, I think he will
You probably don’t wanna touch this one given your history dude.— Calvin (@calvinstowell) November 29, 2017
2) Count on it
And people who understand math.— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) November 30, 2017
3) Relationship goals
I can only hope one day I find someone who thinks about me as much as you think about @HillaryClinton and Obama— Lana Mac (@outlawlana) November 30, 2017
4) In Starbucks they call it “Red Cup Season”
Happy holidays.— American Atheists (@AmericanAtheist) December 1, 2017
5) Jesus Christ, really?
6) Too wealthy to die
One more quick question, then you can get back to your obstruction, promise.— Kate Saunders (@KateKsaunders) December 2, 2017
How the fuck are you this dumb and still have managed to survive 7 decades?
7) No spoilers!
You are gonna be so mad at you when you find out what you told Lester Holt.— Julius Goat (@JuliusGoat) December 3, 2017
8) Is this thing on?
your tweet was like Watergate but if Nixon connected the recording system to a huge outdoor speaker— David Kazzie (@DavidKazzie) December 3, 2017
9) Stop Roy Moore if you’ve heard this one before
So a birther, a tax evader, a white supremacist, a misogynist, an anti-Semite, a Bible basher, a sex offender and a Republican walk into a mall. What does the security guard say?— Steve Bannon (@PRESlDENTBANNON) December 5, 2017
"Come on Roy, you are banned from here and you know it."
10) Sins of the father
Roy Moore is hard on crime, just ask his son who’s been arrested NINE times.— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) December 4, 2017
11) Rise n shine
wow I love waking up in the morning seeing the president support a pedophile, truly inspirational— Char (@CharCubed) December 4, 2017