Everyone seems to be hopping on the "Jersey Shore" fucking bandwagon, but I represent all the true American's who frankly wouldn't be upset if everyone on that show died. Now I know that is a bit harsh so I will back it down a bit. Here is my master plan to take care of these fucking tool bags. It is a 4 step process:
1. Find a couple of hot strippers (not grenades) that have gonorrhea. (Bare with me here)
2. Throw a "Shirtless Fist Pumping Party" for the house and bring the strippers.
3. Let the Situation, Ronnie, Vinny, and Pauly D run a train on these strippers.
4. Eventually everyone in the house will have gonorrhea.