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I would like to thank all the MTV, The Jersey Shore, Snookies gut, Jwows Tits, God, Hair gel, and guidos with no standards for helping me write this article.
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Published: August 05, 2011
Description: If your a tool bag you wont like this.
Everyone seems to be hopping on the "Jersey Shore" fucking bandwagon, but I represent all the true American's who frankly wouldn't be upset if everyone on that show died. Now I know that is a bit harsh so I will back it down a bit. Here is my master plan to take care of these fucking tool bags. It is a 4 step process:

1. Find a couple of hot strippers (not grenades)  that have gonorrhea. (Bare with me here)

2. Throw a "Shirtless Fist Pumping Party" for the house and bring the strippers.

3. Let the Situation, Ronnie, Vinny, and Pauly D run a train on these strippers. 

4. Eventually everyone in the house will have gonorrhea.