Full Credits

Stats & Data

July 28, 2017

Aside from the late great Abraham Lincoln, no tweets were more presidential than these.

It’s been a busy week so I can’t imagine the president had time to twee–
*scrolls through Twitter*

G*d dammit.

1) Fake intelligence

2) Her Heart Won’t Go On

3) President Hypebeast

4) You mispelled “yuge”

5) Still can’t win the popular vote

6) My name is Inigo Montoya. Your healthcare plan killed my father.

7) Check the label

8) You’re not you when you’re president

9) ….

10) You dance with the people that brought you

11) Person with the closest guess wins a $25 CVS gift card

12) Always feels good to have your hard work recognized

13) They can’t take you away if you never answer the door

14) They were so bad my butler had to carry me to Mr. Chow

15) Oh good he wasn’t getting any replies on Air BnB