- Use the ashes of your conquered opponent as glitter to bedazzle that dildo you’ve had since you were 19.
- Pour the ashes into a pile on your bed and hump at it until you reach orgasm.
- Freeze them into a popsicle and shove that up there.
- Throw the ashes up into the air, allow them to drift gently over your naked body, and rub them all up on you to completion.
- Dump that whole urn down your lady shoot and shake it all around until the stimulation allows for climax.