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Published November 18, 2008 More Info »
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Written by Chad Carter
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Published November 18, 2008
I have dropped more panties than a narcoleptic lingerie store stockclerk who is also prone to clumsiness.If sexual experience were to be replaced by stretching one's neck toeat leaves&Lamarck was correct in his theories of inherited traits,my children would surely be giraffes.If one were to deliberately misunderstand "hitting that" to be literal- I would have to be mistaken for a prize fighter that also avidlyplayed black jack  - in order to account for the frequency with whichI "hit that".I have seen more tail than a slow herd animal - one that would oftenfind itself at the back of the herd.One could say I am a delivery man whose packages require a signaturein a world where houses are made of boots, I have knocked so many.I am very successful procurer of donkeys - if one used the slightlyprofane synonym of donkey.If coitus were donuts, I would be mildly disinterested in donuts dueto their very high level of availability in my life.In a black and white travel film, a shot of my genitalia would includea comical number of stickers upon it, to imply that my genitalia hadvisited a great number of places.