The week when President Trump told Prime Minister Abe that gun violence can happen anywhere…in a country where there is none.
1) *Wallace Shawn voice* INCONCEIVABLE!
how dare people live with their families— Paul Friedman (@paulfri) November 1, 2017
2) Take my wife. Please.
3) Gunslinger catching up to the Man in Orange
You need to shut up about pending legal action—were you born stupid?— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 2, 2017
Statistically?— Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) November 2, 2017
5) No, because it doesn’t exist
Have you seen your leadership?— beauryan (@beauryan) November 3, 2017
6) Made Twitter Great Again
The most beautiful moment in the history... pic.twitter.com/QCZo36gs5I— Gary Burton (@TheOfficalGB) November 3, 2017
7) Rollin’ into the weekend like
When you delete Trump’s twitter account on you last day at Twitter pic.twitter.com/gooY9YXKgB— Alan Parker (@AlanLondonCity) November 3, 2017
8) But if I don’t call our servicemen trash, who will?
the judge explicitly said that your inability to keep your mouth shut necessitated a lighter sentence. study a little law, maybe, champ— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) November 3, 2017
9) Was it on Pearl Harbor Day?
bet you dont actually know when pearl harbor happened— Alex V. (@avonhun) November 3, 2017
10) Sorry, He was in the shower
They were in a church so not sure how god is going to help if he didn’t help there. Try common sense gun laws, maybe?— Mitchell Nagy (@mryannagy) November 5, 2017
11) He died as He lived; terrified of being shot
God is dead. A victim of gun violence.— Sue Hovey (@SueHovey) November 5, 2017
12) He thought you said “extreme petting”
Dude. You didn't even vet your campaign manager or National Security Adviser, who were both foreign agents. pic.twitter.com/DKGJFtYJnQ— Dean Gloster (@deangloster) November 1, 2017
13) Oh, he’s what we expected all right…
President Trump is everything we hoped he'd be when we voted for him.Thankyou,President for not disappointing your USA Voters.#MAGA=Trump— #iDefyTheResistance™ (@iDefyResistance) November 1, 2017
14) Hand over that stolen property!
You're right, let's make Bernie Sanders president now.— Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) November 3, 2017
15) “Sorry I’m so late!”
You're going to say something really embarrassing in Vietnam, aren't you?— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) November 3, 2017
16) Draft Dodgers < LA Dodgers
Dodgers left too many guys on base and they will regret it— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 2, 2017