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March 18, 2009


You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher."  (and you tell everyone 'No pain, no Net gain')

You name your children Google, Mozilla and Firefox (middle names, of course, all 'Dotcom')

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.  (the one you kinda liked)

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment. 

You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.  (well...and maybe the parties...if they have free Internet access)

You laugh at people with 28,800 modems.

You start using smiley's in your snail mail. ;)  :->

If you haven't logged in for two hours, your eye starts to twitch - you call it, 'instinctual behavior'...and you log in.

You have a profile on Funny or Die ;)

Add to, Internet addicts!  I see you!  Not that I'm on here too or anything...ever...uh...let me check my page (it's been 20 minutes!!!)