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September 16, 2011

This week, the Mates give you their best travel tips! The top 5 places to go before you die that horrible death in a fire! Presented by Pepsi Max and Funny or Die!

5. A Fire-Retardant Suit Store  - To help you not die in a fire.

4. A Fire Station - This also could help. Just alert them that you'll soon be perishing in a fire. But if you don't have an exact time, they probably can only follow you around for so long.

3. A Water Park - But given the premise, I guess your death is already assumed.  You're going to die in a fire no matter what.  This is more just a list of places to go in the meantime.  So enjoy the slides, but they won't save you from dying in a fire.

2. A Church / Synagogue / Place of Worship - Oh my [higher being], I'm going to die in a fire! There's nothing I can do about it. Why is this happening?!

1. Any Building That's Not On Fire - Run as long as you have to.  The fire can't get you if you don't let it. YOU WILL NOT CATCH ME!