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Published July 16, 2010
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. 
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on 
productive salesmanship.
 
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she 
said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil 
spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
 
"Very good," said the teacher.
 
Little Jenny was next:
 
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone 
that magazines would keep them up on current events."
 
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
 
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
 
The teacher held her breath ...
 
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box 
full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
 
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
 
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
 
"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell 
enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
 
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a 
Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
 
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
 
Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
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