I recently bought a large bag of apples which I
keep at work. Lately however, I've begun to suspect that my boss is
eating them. I don't want to ask him because my suspicions could be
wrong, and after all, they're only apples. I mean it's not like they're
made of silver or something.
Yesterday, I was thinking maybe I
could just slip a poison apple into the bag and that'd be a good way to
find out if he's guilty. Then I realized, when he bit into it, he'd
probably just fall asleep and turn into a princess. A handsome prince
would come save him and they'd both end up living in a total plush
So poison's out. There's no way I want him scoring a handsome prince outta eating my friggin apples.