Sources reported that while abroad doing god's work in North Korea, freeing Aijalon Gomes, a would be gunman by the name of Archie Hypogaea, raised a custom made 22 caliber revolver (circled in red) menacingly into the air. But before he could draw a bead on the former president and peanut lover, Jimmy Carter, a security guard with Planters Inc., George Washington Carver XI, tackled Hypogaea and subdued him with a cobra clutch.
Carver XI will receive the coveted medal of butter once back home in the good ole US of A.
Jimmy Carter is reported to be in fine health after the incident. He said that he just wants to "go back to Georgia and have a jam sandwich and a Billy Beer."