God's Craigslist Ad Looking For a New Candidate to Endorse
By Dan Abramson April 11, 2012 | 22,023 Views
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Dan Abramson
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With Santorum dropping out, God has a position to fill.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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