A man & his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."