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Published May 19, 2009 More Info »
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Published May 19, 2009




A man  &  his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."


 


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