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January 11, 2010
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Internal Monologue Required Contest #6

What could she be enjoying with such a giant laser owning villan-like intensity?

15. My agent is full of shit. This gig will kill my career!
-JoeLeeThree
14. Pitchmen My ass I'm going to pitchbitch this snuggie and Ron Popeil can kiss my Vagi-ass.
-grizz1
13. I can't believe eHarmony never got back to me.
-Gerhardguffaw
12. There's a man under her snuggie,we just cant see him.
-lizardladyfla
11. I'm getting paid for this! All the idiots making fun of me relize deep down that I'm making money and they're not! I got this gig cause my smile is the most vacuous--suck on that!
-ideeclare
10. "The side effects of Yaz aren't so bad."
-westsideslant
9. "why didn't they get Maria to design their snuggie, I would look like one of those Von Trapp kids!"
-Rhiann0n
8. Sharon clicked to her own image staring back at her and realized she must be sharon it with somebody else after all.
-ian Renga
7. "This snuggie smells awful. I need to stop wiping my fingers on it after watching porn."
-jessicaligula
6. ( “Thank God they’ve finally improved the technology for focusing my farts up my nose.” )
-theDIRTYmidget
5. You are seeing me seeing myself on TV wearing something that has been seen on TV, including myself. The TV I see is not being seen, so that one actually has not been seen on TV, although I see it & it is in fact a TV.-trident
4. "I don't know why getting fleeced makes me smile...it just does."
-Westsideslant
3. What happens under my Snuggie stays under my Snuggie."
-keibar
2. Pocket Fisherman you say?"
-westsideslant
1. "You know, it's been 9 frickin' years....& I STILL can't...well, I just can't believe it's not butter."
-trident
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