LeBron James takes part in his first practice with Miami Heat, then consummates complex love triangle with Chris Bosh, and Dwayne Wade. Unnamed sources reported a profuse amount of blood and crying.
Monday, Oct 1st, Satan, the Lord of Darkness, will officially list James' soul on the NASDAQ for public trading.
In related news, Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, said souvenir rocks with "Sellout #23", will be sold exclusively at the Nov 20th game with the Heat. "Q" arena security guards will be given a paid vacation day, and tickets to the game.