Hey Jeb, Yo Mama sooo old she was able to still make it to New Hampshire despite the inclement weather. So that makes Yo Mama, the lovely Barbara Bush, even further better than your rival, Donald Trump. (It isn’t that hard to be better than Trump, he has openly mocked someone with a disability.)
And you know what, Jeb? You straight up telling him that is pretty fucking cool.
This doesn’t make you cool per se, but what you’ve done is cool. And today, today Mister Jeb, you’ve earned your exclamation point. Congrats. Wait. Congrats!