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April 20, 2010
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If Hitler was alive today, he'd probably be sitting in a booth at Denny's,  ordering strudel. The question to ask is not , "When did Denny's start serving strudel?,"  although I suppose that's valid.  To which I'll respond, "last Tuesday."  Nor is it, "Wouldn't then, if he was alive, make him some sort of zombie or cyborg or something?"  Also a valid, yet horribly worded question that I'll leave up to your fertile imaginations.  
The real question is: 
What in the Mein Kamph would Adolf be doing at a Denny's in the first place?  

A) Getting his free birthday meal, of course!  Der führer was born 4/20/1889! Duh!

B) Getting his munchies on, of course! No place better than Denny's to drag your stoned-ass into, after a long hard day celebrating "National Pot-Smoking Day!"  Double Duh!

C) Fill in the blank
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