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Published December 15, 2010 More Info »
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Published December 15, 2010
  Tired of Faking it? Tired of receiving Horrible Oral Sex? Tired of your partner being so bad at pleasuring you that want to squeeze their head between your knees until they stop breathing and DIE?...Introducing Glow-in-the-Dark Clitoris Cream. The lube that lights your lady parts! 

How it works: The cream will glow in the dark and show your ignorant partner exactly where the sensitive part of your vagina is. It will help guide them away from the areas that a lady feels nothing but hatred for their partner when they try to stimulate.

How to use: Simply schmere the cream over your clitoris (the part of the female genitalia consisting of a small elongated highly sensitive erectile organ at the front of the vulva) wait 5 minutes, spread your legs and ENJOY!!

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