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July 10, 2012

"YOU CAN THANK ME A HALF BILLION DOLLARS LATER, HOLLYWOOD:" is a license to print money given by me to Hollywood in the form of brilliant ideas for movies. This week, "SUPERMAX": a coming of age story at United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility in Florence, Colorado.


Complete system failure at the supermax prison in Florence, CO.

It's a jail break, but who is responsible?

Mafiosos, gang leaders, and terrorists (foreign AND domestic) have to work together. This isn't easy, mostly because the Aryan Brotherhood is really hard to get along with.

Channing Tatum plays a CIA agent found guilty of treason because he betrayed his country for the woman he loved. He gets raped by the Aryan Brotherhood in the first 10 minutes. Their motivation is never explained, and Channing Tatum is not seen again.

Some Syd Field three act structure shit happens.

Everyone dies at the end.