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December 02, 2009


Calling All Gag Writers

OK friends, today I’d like to put out the FOD challenge.

I feel I’m part of a group of great creative talents here; a group of writers with spark and pizzazz, chutzpah and stinging wit. I see it every day in the Caption’ Contest; I read it in terrifically hilarious blogs and see it in the creatively funny videos posted here.

I received an e-mail today purporting to be The Top 10 Tiger Woods gags on the Internet. (See below) While some of them are good, I think my friends and contacts can do them one better.

I challenge you to add to this list. Drop off a gag or a joke and we’ll see if we can expand our creative horizons. I’ll give it week or so, and then post the final list. That’s when we’ll become SPAM Nation, e-mailing THE LIST to others, sending it out across the net faster than the H1N1 Swine Flu thingy- a Comedic Pandemic of epic proportions –or NOT!

Let’s just have fun with it and a take break from capping some pretty lame pictures in the Caption Contest.

I leave my little gem from my previous blog as a starter, then give me the Top 100 Tiger Woods Gags to post on the Internet.

 One: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Two: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 

Three: Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

Four: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Five: Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Six: Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven: This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.

Eight: Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine: After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

Ten: Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

Let the party begin!