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Published June 10, 2012
  1. She intensifies drone attacks on Al Qaeda's leaders, but only after nailing Tina Fey and Katie Couric first.
  2. All our immigration problems magically go away.
  3. Instead of tea ceremonies, official White House events start with moose hunts.
  4. The 2013 federal budget: 20% national security, 20% Social Security, 20% Medicare, and 40% Sarah Palin's wardrobe.
  5. In hopes of inspiring immigrant children, she confirms that English is actually her second language.
  6. The presidential limousine is replaced with the presidential dog sled.
  7. With her first legislative victory, she persuades Congress to slash the federal budget by 20% and designer shoe prices by 70%.
  8. NBC convinces her, Merkel, and Putin to join the hit reality show, Celebrity President.
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