Top TV crime show Law & Order: SVU has been on the air for 16 seasons and over 350 episodes. That’s over 350 different (often v. bizarre) crimes culled from crime headlines and writers’ imaginations alike just to be talked about on television by stars like Ice-T, Mariska Hargitay, Christopher Meloni, Richard Belzer, and more. But wait, you’re probably wondering — and you’re right — what if these actors run out of crimes to say on your TV?

Worry no more, at least not about this problem, because this summer comedian Sean Tejaratchi has made a series of fake screenshots that make it look like Ice-T’s talking about some real ridiculous crimes on SVU. Robots, storks, savory snacks — you name it, Ice-T is talking about it, and how it is criminal. We posted some of our favorites from Tejaratchi’s creations below, but be sure to check out more at his Tumblr, LiarTownUSA.


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h/t The A.V. Club

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