Caption Contest: Die Bombing

So I was bored tonight...er...this morning.  And I was looking at the newest caption contest pic, and I came up with a couple of my own (feel free to go vote FUNNY on them...or Die, but I'd rather you didn't :P)

Anyway.  I read other people's captions, and honestly...not funny.  So I clicked "DIE" for them.  And if I found one amusing, I clicked "FUNNY" - fair, right? You vote how you feel, yes?

So why is someone calling "DIE BOMBER" when I'm doing what we're supposed to do!?  For the record, that person got all 'DIE' votes from me, because their captions...well...weren't funny.  Well they WERE funny, but not in respect to the photo at hand.  They were just funny quotes from celebs or from movies...but nothing relative to the picture.  So I voted DIE because there is no option for NOT RELEVANT.

That's all.