HOW TO MAKE THE WINTER OLYMPICS BETTER
How to make the Winter Olympics better
1. Don't have them
2. Add a new event where the goal is to see who can watch the Winter Olympics the longest without going to sleep
3. NBC should just show the first part in Empire Strikes Back over and over again for 2 weeks.
4. Snowman building contests!!!!!!!!
5. Have a event where people who act like they understand curling get punched in the face.
6. Have all ice skaters dance to Ke$ha!
7. Add pro-wrestling
8. Make the targets in the biathlon Justin Bieber
9. Remind viewers what a Sochi is
10. Best gay slur wins a gold medal
11. every bobsled team has to make a Cool Runnings reference before each run
12. Replace hockey with real hockey a.k.a air hockey
13. Have a new event where teams find a dude named Waldo
14. Have it during July and call it the Summer Olympics
15. Add a event called The Hunger Games
16. All viewers get a free t-shirt
17. Stop calling people who do the luge athletes
18. The person who comes in last place has to get a tattoo of the winner
19. Rename it Winter Sleeping Pills
20. Team up with the Winter X-Games and get their audience. So the total of people that will be watching will be 17
21. Add beer pong
22. Have a throwback team named U.S.S.R
23. Tonya Harding clubs random people's knees
24. In honor of black history month. Have a all black hockey team. It will be the first team in history to have all black and only 3 players
25. Sumo Wrestling on thin ice
26. new event: Is that a bomb?
27. Anyone who can find any highlights gets a gold medal
28. Due to have the anti-gay laws in Russia half the events are canceled....2 man luge?!
29. Losers get beheaded
30. Everyone gets gold medals!!!!! Communism rules!
31. Have the Red Hot Chili Peppers perform and to remind everyone that they are still alive
32. Add chess as a event and it would become the most exciting event there
33. Man vs wolf. The Grey style
34. Tank wars!!!!!!!!
35. Summer Olympics have fencing so the Winter Olympics should have lightsaber battles
36. A new app that allows you to watch something better on your phone
37. Tim Tebow
38. Add hangman......but with a real man!
39. Every viewer gets a free Zune
40. From 9 p.m to 10 p.m on Sundays have The Walking Dead hour
41. Have everyone just play their sport on the Wii cause it's so cold outside
42. Have a event where Bruno Mars tries to convince people that he is a man
43. They should probably add Kevin Hart cause that guy needs more tv time
44. Find the Abominable Snowman
45. Have Ethan Hawke eat people on tv in the honor of the hit movie Alive
46. Speed skating minus the skates
47. Frozen pool high diving
48. Cliff hanging (Sylvester Stallone would win the gold medal)
49. Catch the penguin!
50. New mascot Frostbite Fred
51. Running of the bulls on ice
52. Instead of snow use cocaine
53. Ice Flopping with LeBron James
54. Hunting but with the deer hunting the man
55. Mr.Freeze vs David Freese
56. Bring back the Cold War for 3 weeks
57. Boxing!......but not the sport but more like the day
58. Add that bucket game that Bozo The Clown use to end his show with. Yo I would take a Super NES over a Gold Medal any day
59. Casey Anthony drives a car into a lake and people see how long or if they can escape
60. See who can go the longest without laughing at one of those great Old Spice commercials (everyone will tie for first)
61. free meth
62. Winter Olympics vs The Special Olympics
63. New medal! 4th place gets a glitter medal
64. In honor of the new Robocop movie have a event where teams try to make the worst remake ever
65. play Skip-it
66. Have Vladimir Putin give his review of the hit song Same Love
67. Did I mention don't have them?