This week’s links don’t want no scrubs.

  • TV’s 9 Best Homages to Star Wars - Above Average
  • Mitch Hedberg Jokes As New Yorker Cartoons - Buzzfeed
  • 7 Hulk Hogan Stories That Nobody Actually Believes - Uproxx
  • Surely You Can’t Be Serious: An Oral History Of Airplane! - The A.V. Club
  • The Best Nut Punches of the NBA Season - Grantland
  • Here’s An Exhaustively Complete Food Tour of Seinfeld - Flavorwire
  • Girls Attempt To Draw Their Ideal Penis - Elite Daily
  • Andy Richter Shows Off His New Apple Watch - Team Coco
  • 28 Photos That Make No Damn Sense - TheCHIVE