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Published October 14, 2008

{To the theme of "The Beverly Hillbillies"}

Here's a little story about Kenny G.

A FOD captioneer void of abilty

So one day he was sitting at his desk

Till he realized, he couldn't find a rhyme for desk...

Asinine, this is....

So, there he sat, staring vacantly at his monitor, desperately awaiting some form of inspiration, a visit from his muse if you will. Tirelessly, he waited, drinking absurd quantities of coffee, tapping randomly on his dust-caked keyboard, yeilding nothing but frustration and hand cramps.

Then, as if the spark of the Divine itself had settled on his shoulders, it came to him...

"I can write a story, using all the goofy ass pictures I've found..."

Thus, into the land of FOD was birthed...

Kenny G. - A Retrospective.

Kenny G., an office manger for a computer repair company, was used to dealing with situations that were less than pleasant

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He occasionally was unsure how best to handle situations that he faced, as the signs were slightly unclear at moments....

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But he hardly let it phase him, as his true focus was his personal life, what with his stellar charisma with the ladies...

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His vast fortune....

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And his awesome vehicle....

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He knew better days were yet to come....

Heartbreak, in it's cruelest form...

Though he missed those who had left him in the past....

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He knew he'd soon meet others to be near to....

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And his true strengths would shine through...

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........ unless he met one of those, that is....

The End....

- Kenny G.

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