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Published April 05, 2010 More Info »
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Published April 05, 2010
    Being the new girl is never fun. But, I don't give a rip, 'cause it's just on a website. I figured (because everyone loves me, even though none of you know me) you'd want me to post something to get my account on a roll. So, here it is. This is all about Justin Bieber. I LOVE Justin Bieber. He's HOT-MAZING. Get it??????? He's hot and amazingly talented. Haha. The reason my username is Justinhaha97 (because you were wondering; yeah right, jerks) is because my favorite word is Haha (even though it isn't actually a word) and I love Justin Bieber and I was born in 1997. Doesn't it all make sense. Some people couldn't figure it out in those tiny brains of theirs. Haha. Just kidding. (No, I'm really not) Justin Bieber is so hot. He has a voice that just makes me melt. Seriously. I'm a puddle right now. Oh no. My hands are melting. Did I mention I'm probably the corniest person ever? Oh, here's a funny story. We were at an evening church service on Easter, and there's this crazy lady next to my poor dad. Well, she looks crazy. My parents don't want to talk in the middle of church, so they start texting. My mom goes "How's it going over there???" and he replies "I'm sitting next to the Easter Drunk." My mom and I look over at my dad, and we start laughing soooooooo hard in the middle of church. It was hilarious. I was surprised by their behavior (and mine) 'cause we're all very spiritual and all. We always go to church (well, on Sundays), we pray like 20 times a day. I'm a believer in Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Just thought I would throw that in there. So, for the moronic people out there, I'm a Christian. In case you were wondering (which I know you weren't, jack-...)...
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