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Published August 25, 2011
A Huffington Post Article from today reports that Dick Cheney's Memoir, "In My Life", he urged bush to bomb a suspected nuclear reactor in 2007. Here's some other facts leaked from the memoir.

* Chapter five is just a list of the names of 99 other senators he wished he had told to fuck off.

*Location of stash of Nazi gold.

* Heart attacks 3, 4 were just an excuse to spend time with cute nurse in Cardiology.

* The pride he felt teaching President Bush to ride a bicycle.

* Was molested by Nixon when serving as a staffer for Donald Rumsfeld in 1969.

* Was "totally embarrassed" when he and Pope Benedict both dressed as Emperor Palpatine for the 2007 Illuminati Halloween Party / Costume Contest.

* That "it takes some serious King Kong balls" to shoot somebody in the face and have them apologize for it.

*Valerie Plame's current whereabouts.

*15 pages of scowling photographs.

The memoir is expected to be released next week.  Buy it wherever horrible books are sold.