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July 06, 2010


A young Chinese couple gets  married.  She's a virgin.  Truth be told, he's a virgin too, but  she doesn't know that.  On their wedding night, she cowers naked under  the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into  bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.. "My darring," he whispers, "I  know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.  I promise you, I give  you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.  You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he  says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress  her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and  eagerly) for her request.  She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want  to try something I have hear about from odda girls ....Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time  from him.  Eventually, in a  puzzled tone he asks her... 
"You want...Garlic Chicken wif snow  peas?"