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October 29, 2016
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The FBI provided Funny or Die with exclusive information pertaining to Hillary Clinton and, yup, you guessed it, her emails.

Recently FBI Director, James Comey, released a statement indicating a continued investigation relating to Hillary Clinton’s emails.

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Just 10 days away from the election, the statement was met with harsh criticism as figures from both sides urge the release of more details. Because 2016 is already fucked up, the FBI decided to double down and provide exclusive information to Funny or Die, and Funny or Die only. Thx, FBI!!

Email clips from the new Clinton investigation are shared below.


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This may sway undecided voters, says Chuck Todd

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@TheOuijaBoardMovies

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Tough, but fair

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This is a good icebreaker

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lol

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And Cc me, please

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She’s got flow

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But it’s not

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Hot take: Subway has the best cookies

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Paging Lin-Manuel Miranda

In a related thread Clinton also asked campaign execs if Disney was planning to make another National Treasure movie, if hot dogs are technically sandwiches, and if anyone has watched Westworld yet.

Neither Clinton or Comey have responded to Funny or Die comment requests because who the fuck cares and nothing matters.

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