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Published June 20, 2009

theDIRTYmidget.©
presents 

"TRIVIAL EFFLUVIA FROM THE BACK PORCH.
  or WHY CURMUDGEONS LIKE ME
  NEVER STOP THEIR EMBITTERED BITCHING."   

The first in a long, angry series. 


Today's thoughts: 


I believe that children are our future,
and they're going to totally fuck it up. 


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One of the worst things about the recession
is that there is now a trend in the news
wherein affluent bourgeois pigs piss and moan
about all the things they now have to do without
that I could never afford in the first place. 

"We can't afford to go to
Belgium and Geneva this year,
so the kids are just going to have to
settle for staying in the states. 

Hawaii will just have to do." 


Fuck you, and fuck your kids. 


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If you feel the compulsion to say
"dude" or "bro" in every sentence, 
if you have ever
addressed a female person
as "dude," "bro," or "man,"
or if you ever find it necessary, 
under any circumstance
to use any variation on
or combination of any of those,
such as "dude, man,"

you are gay. 


("Not that there's anything wrong with that." )


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More to come ... .


Again, I thank you for your time. 

theDIRTYmidget.©


  I love you all. 

"Peace to those who do no harm."

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