Article Dr. Laura Apologizes To America's N-Words
Dr. Laura Apologizes To America's N-Words
by CHN
Excerpt:
"We have an alligator bait president for the first time in our proud history. But for some reason, way beyond my understanding, that hasn't stopped the type of vitriol that we are seeing ...
Views: 576
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Rating: 92% Funny
Article Nation's Bullies Finalize Back To Schoo...
Nation's Bullies Finalize Back To School Plans
by CHN
Excerpt:
"I mean, I know who my main targets are from Lakewood Elementary but now I have to evaluate dweebs and geeks from 3 other feeder schools".
Views: 299
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Rating: 88% Funny
Article Kirk Gibson Still Gettin Laid From Walk...
Kirk Gibson Still Gettin Laid From Walk Off Home Run
by CHN
Excerpt:
"You might remember that I had gotten myself into an 0-2 hole; of course nowadays I have access to both holes anytime I want," confided Gibson as he motioned towards the front and rear of...
Views: 1,022
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article 84% of Meter Maids Abused by Meter Maid...
84% of Meter Maids Abused by Meter Maids As Children
by CHN
Experts agree that a scourge of meter maids has settled in to many large U.S. cities causing havoc, hate, and financial hardship for families already stricken by a tough economy. "Our seminal fear ...
Views: 583
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Gallop Poll: 74% of Americans Believe S...
Gallop Poll: 74% of Americans Believe Swiss Chard is Cheese
by CHN
Americans are not good at eating/knowing vegetables.
Views: 702
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Rating: 22% Funny
Article 1992 'Dream Team' Wants Christian Laett...
1992 'Dream Team' Wants Christian Laettner Removed From Roster
by CHN
The Team is looking to upgrade at one key position as preparation for the 2012 Olympics and beyond.
Views: 5,256
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Rating: 64% Funny




























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