Hello. I'm ARivers.
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hey i'm just a regular lonely guy old man. i call 911 just so someone has to talk to me. But seriously, I've got no phone to call 911.
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by ARivers, Sunday November 9, 2008
It was a late Monday night and I was walking down the street. I heard some foot steps coming from behind me so I looked back. There were two suspicious looking men (black people) walking behind me. I started to speed up but the footsteps started getting faster I tried to lose them by making an unexpected turn but I just turned into a dark ally. The two men cornered me, there was nowhere left to go. The men asked me for my money. I refused at first but where one took out a knife I went straigh...
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