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I know a bloke who’s half Scottish and half French.
That’s like some kind of physical schizophrenia. One half of him is always trying to pick a fight and the other half is running away from it.
Check out my blog. I'll know if you haven't.
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Hi Paul, hope your trip back home went ok. Always welcome back to the home of the Rumiez.
Hello there! Check out The C Files, thank you. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1b52fa15f6
Dont miss last episode to Smokey Barrero Diamonds and rust series http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6d315da21b
You’re our favorite bloke blogger! Keep the words coming!
Hilarious blog,man. And appreciate that it had video aids. Check out our video if you get a chance. BATBOY LIVES ... more »
Hilarious blog,man. And appreciate that it had video aids. Check out our video if you get a chance. BATBOY LIVES http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/edb758aab6
Yes, got back safe and sound thanks.Thanks for putting up with me, and if... more »
Yes, got back safe and sound thanks.Thanks for putting up with me, and if any of you fancy a galavant over in sunny, sunny England, give me a shout and I'll sort something out.Rumiez is looking fucking awesome. You lot are flying.
Yeah, you’re right. Jews are pretty good. I’ve got no shame in... more »
Yeah, you’re right. Jews are pretty good. I’ve got no shame in being second.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a Jewish girl, and I don’t think that that’s a coincidence.
My God they’re shrewd.
There’s not a lot I wouldn’t do for bacon.
Wait. That’s... more »
Wait. That’s not a proposition, I’m just adding…
…I’ll, er, see myself out.
wHo MeNttttIoNed MMMeDiCatiOn?
Sorry, bit of a tremor. Who mentioned medication?
Lucky Jews.
Hey, you don’t hear that often.
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