AnonymousDouchebag
Who will be the Douche Of The Day?- Member
- for almost 3 years
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I'm as fresh as a Summer's Eve, but my mouth is just plain filthy!
I LOOOVE DOUCHES!!!
In the words of the great Kanye West, Let's hear it for the douchebags, Let's hear it for the assholes.
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Awesome pants
What is up Douchebag! I don't need to staple my butt shut. I used to be a glass eater at a carnival. We did 6 shows a week. My butt is like a paper shredder.
Genius
NO IM MORE OF A LATE NIGHTER, I HAVE BURSITIS AND ARTHERITIS AND I DO A BOWL BEFORE BED TO HELP ME SLEEP. BUT BEEN A PROPONENT FOR... more »
NO IM MORE OF A LATE NIGHTER, I HAVE BURSITIS AND ARTHERITIS AND I DO A BOWL BEFORE BED TO HELP ME SLEEP. BUT BEEN A PROPONENT FOR YEARS. THE GOVERMENT COULD MAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY SPEND ON THE "WAR ON GRUGS". BETTER AND CHEAPER PAPER, CLOTHING, PLASTICS, MEDICAL... NOT TO MENTION THE FUN AND TAXES FROMN THE AVERAGE USER. BUT I CAN GO ON FOREVER. GLAD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD. AND IF YOU WERE A COP HERE YOU KNOW ME ANYWAY.
« lessHEY IM DAVE... YOUR PIC CAUGHT MY EYE AND EVEN THOUGH WERE NOT SURE IF YOY PUT IT UP FOR MOON DAY YOUR GETTING CREDIT... DROP BY MY... more »
HEY IM DAVE... YOUR PIC CAUGHT MY EYE AND EVEN THOUGH WERE NOT SURE IF YOY PUT IT UP FOR MOON DAY YOUR GETTING CREDIT... DROP BY MY PAGE AND SUB BACK IF YOU WOULD LIKE.
HAPPY MOONDAY.
I love you
Thanks Douchebag! I didn't think that comment was even that good. I just woke up early and wanted to be the first one to put something... more »
Thanks Douchebag! I didn't think that comment was even that good. I just woke up early and wanted to be the first one to put something on. I don't normally get up until later in the day. It is hard to be a prostitute. I remember just the other day I was standing at my normal corner and this fat hairy trucker pulls up and says "How much" I said "$2 for a H.J., $4 for a B.J., $6 Z.J., $8 for me to take it in the butt, $10 for me to give it to you in the butt, $12 for a dirty sanchez, $14 for a Romanian Creamsicle, $16 for a Turkish Turd buster, $18 for a Filthy Ramirez and $20 to do a Mexican donkey show". Can you believe that john just wanted to be held. What a sick bastard! Some people are disgusting. Later!
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Relax, you can have it back in two shakes!!!
NOW TEST MAKE-UP ON ME ONE MORE TIME BITCH
I'm afraid this is the most advanced case of Gansta-Phrenia I have ever seen!
Looks alot like my last bucket of KFC.





























Keep your pants on...

