There are good writers. There are great writers. But only a select handful of writers have earned the distinction of Expert Writer from the highly-acclaimed Lycee of Writing in Osaka, Japan. Andy Bobrow has not only survived the grueling curriculum at this elite academy; He completed all eleven steps in less time than any other student, including William Faulkner. As a licensed Expert Writer, Andy Bobrow is sworn to uphold a standard of excellence well beyond most people’s comprehension. In fact, many people, upon reading the writing of an Expert Writer, find it inadequate or at best forgettable. This is an expected response. The best couches are always less comfortable than regular couches. The same can be said of Andy Bobrow’s writing.