Andy P. Smith

Ellroy's bio: “I am one of the best—if not THE best—band managers alive today. I have toured the globe and coerced fees out of venue managers of every known race. Don’t bother Googling my name - the internet is full of lies and at no times have any... more »

Ellroy's bio:

“I am one of the best—if not THE best—band managers alive today. I have toured the globe and coerced fees out of venue managers of every known race. Don’t bother Googling my name - the internet is full of lies and at no times have any charges been successfully brought against me. I am not a thief, a fake, or a rapist (and have never knowingly been accused of being one).

I am currently B.B. (Between Bands) and available for work, though I am pleased to take some downtime for myself in the seaside town in which I grew up.

Yes, I used to manage The Clandestinians, but that soured after a breakdown in communication with their singer. Once again, don’t believe what you may have heard - the dog was already dead, so why would I bother kicking it?” « less