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AnalStomp 3000

EATS PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST.

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I'm a hopeless romantic and am currently looking to find a gal that looks like Ray Liotta. I was born in Romania and snuck into the country in 1983 when a large Jamaican woman put me in a condom and swallowed me and then shit me out when we reached JFK airport. We should fuck.