AnalStomp 3000

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Hello. I'm AnalStomp 3000.

Male , 30 years old

Last Login: about 11 months ago

Joined: over 2 years ago

About:

I'm a hopeless romantic and am currently looking to find a gal that looks like Ray Liotta. I was born in Romania and snuck into the country in 1983 when a large Jamaican woman put me in a condom and swallowed me and then shit me out when we reached JFK airport. We should fuck.

Website: www.myspace.com/jerseyluca

Hometown: Nutley, NJ

Current City: Sherman Oaks, CA

Country: United States of America

URL: funnyordie.com/analstomp3000

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channel59

I just subscribed to your page, check out mine and if you like it, subscribe back!

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

sonnyboo

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That is one of the deepest bio’s on the site…

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

jonwolfe

Thanks… so how did you get your nickname?

posted over 2 years ago · Report Spam

jonwolfe

wow.. there are a lot of things in this world that make you shit yourself.

posted over 2 years ago · Report Spam

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If you don't walk this dog the terrorists will win.

(posted about 1 year ago)

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jonwolfe

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It’s hard to talk about but my nickname was given to me by my old shop class teacher. Mr. Smiley was a dynamo behind the drill press and a sheer terror behind the….err…well…you know.

(posted about 1 year ago)

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jonwolfe

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You may not want to take credit but I still consider you a top-notch human. As a matter of fact, if you were a rare Chinese balm I would apply you to my bad knee and give you props for healing me.

(posted over 2 years ago)

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