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Hello. I'm Amy4Birds.
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49 years old
Last Login: about 9 hours ago
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I wanted to write a book called, "Ssssssh! I'm Trying to Pretend You're Someone Else!" But I never got past the title.
The second book I won't write will be called, "One Martini, Two Martini, Three Martini, Whore."
Current City: Funkytown
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I already KNOW it sucks, okay?
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(1:19) I like putting my birds into things. They like it, too. Brace yourself for mediocrity.
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by Amy4Birds, Friday November 20, 2009
I've bragged a lot about my dog. A LOT. I've even written a blog ode to him called, "Can Your Dog Do This?"
And believe me, no one's dog can do what that dog does. He's cornered the market on professional adorability. He's even cute when his ears are pinned back and he's snarling at me for trying to pull him onto my lap by his neck rolls.But the fact is, the dog "technically" belongs to my selfish 81-year-old mother who lives next door. That old she-bat had the nerve to take the dog with her l...
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