What I've Said

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Comments and forum posts I've made.

 
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I Was a Child Model (in Japan)

hilarious

(posted about 5 days ago)

 
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Drunk History vol. 3 - Featuring Danny McBride from Drunk History, Danny McBride, Derekwaters, and Jen Kirkman
Drunk History vol. 3 - F... (06:13)

i love jen kirkman. i love that her mass accent comes out when she’s drunk “fahkin”

(posted about 12 days ago)

 
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Movie Buffet with Rory Mayhew: Best of 1982 from rorymayhew
Movie Buffet with Rory M... (03:40)

i always love a good sophie’s choice joke.

(posted about 15 days ago)

 
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Worst Sportscaster Ever from Mr. Sports
Worst Sportscaster Ever (03:54)

that was the day i knew i was going to have to divorce him

(posted about 16 days ago)

 
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Nobody Cares That I'm Wearing a Bikini

i care. wink wink

(posted about 17 days ago)

 
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Tostitos Dream from WeekendWarriors
Tostitos Dream (01:52)

LA/FOD welcomes Gelman and Daly to LA – glad to have you here!

(posted about 17 days ago)

 
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Porn stars are just like us!

that was me in front of you at starbucks

(posted about 19 days ago)

 
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Twat’s up. Been busy. Hope you are doing well.

(posted about 22 days ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Today's Special?

Forum: Site News & Suggestions

By the creative team – we try to feature user videos we love, classic comedy and stand up clips and web series. So glad you like it.

(posted about 22 days ago)

 
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My Nippleon from CorinneMarshall
My Nippleon (02:39)

i think bryan has too many lines in this video

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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 Crazy Lady Screaming at Skateboarders from Nate Maggio
Crazy Lady Screaming at... (04:11)

i have that outfit

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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ADAM MCKAY IS AN ASSHOLE

mckay- jake has agreed to marry ling so we’re good to go, as they say.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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I wanna murder a puppy.

the guys think that come up to your car think you are a prostitute. no offense

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Genius Genius

8 minutes and 31 seconds of pure genius. MAN OH MAN you are funny.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Statue Beheaded in Church from That Happened!
Statue Beheaded in Church (00:38)

this happened to me once

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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DILDO SWEEP

jesus christ you are funny

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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thanks for letting me know seth has herpes, i’ll stop blowing him.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: "Caption Haters&q...

Forum: General Discussions

couple things: the FOD staff chooses caption contest winners and does not do it based on funny/die votes because we know there are some serious haters. so keep posting.

unrelated: the lakers winning one game does not a championship make. go celtics.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Colon Cleanse

seth is an idiot.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Ali Lohan: MILF

phil jackson is a fattie and jackie hates fatties and i love jackie ergo i hate phil jackson

(posted about 1 months ago)