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D.: You wrote me this note just after i landedhere about four months ago and I don't think I ever got back to you specifically on it. I... more »
D.: You wrote me this note just after i landedhere about four months ago and I don't think I ever got back to you specifically on it. I just wanted you to know that I really appreciated it and that you were one of the nicest people to me right off the bat, and that I also really appreciated all of the wisdom contained herein. I have been your fan since the beginning and still am. I usually FUNNY your captions when i see them, not because we are friends, but because they are funny. I hope you don't think I'm an ass for not being in better touch. Have a groovie day. - B. I clicked "I love you." "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - HAHAHA, First off Bruce...You sound like a right on dude! HAHA, I really enjoyed your comment! Yes, like you I am getting a slight wee bit of pissed off at the "die bomber" (no, I didn't coin that phrase, but I wish I did =D ) I have seen a few folks using it around here, and I liked the name.Yeah, like you I am a young pup at this site. I found it by chance, and saw the caption contest....sounded fun to me, so I signed up. Right away, I thought I had something brilliant...well, funny to me at least. I posted it, and minutes later I got a few dies, but no funnies. It does kinda hurts a guy who enjoys comedy like I do (and I imagine you do). Nevertheless I kept at it for a few days, and I really started getting pissed off. Yeah, I know it may be regarded as some sort of fear from people who find you more funny than they are....but to me, that is bullshit. I think they should simply get rid of the die completely. Yeah, I know that many may like it, but it serves no benefit at all. Why can't they just go by a who thinks its funniest, and tally up just those votes? Really, if it isn't funny, then you don't get votes, but at least no one can tear you down, just so their caption can advance. I see so many funny captions, but I usually only funny the ones I find exceptional. I NEVER die, I think that is an insult to any person trying to be funny.... at least they are trying right? SO I think that the vote system is flawed because of the die vote giving advantage to less funny captions...But yeah, you are right those die people can, and do take fun out of comedy.So...enough about that, HAHAHAYeah, I like your idea about comments on the page, that would be great! I don't know how many times I could have used those! It could be used for feedback, and comments to the forum...so I agree with you 100%!That Heath Ledger is my nephew after his first birthday cake, HAHAHA.....He wouldn't make the mess himself, so I took the liberty as an uncle to squish his face in the cake, HAHAHA (I did it gently, only using baby force). I know I sound like a barbarian uncle....but I thought it was hilarious, and so did he....I think? Oh...by the way.....you were my first love...HAHAHA Yeah, like you I think that "I love you" is gay....not that there is anything wrong with that (Seinfeld, HAHAHA). Yeah, I have a hard time telling dudes I love them, but for you....what the heck =D. Like you, I wish they would also change that too....well, pretty much anything other than I love you. I mean, if I send that to a dude.... it just sounds queer (Is that an acceptable word for gay these days...queer?....oh shit, I should quit now, I think everything I say is not very politically correct.) Back to where I was....telling a dude "I love you" is...well, you know, and if I tell a girl that, then my wife gets pissed....so I lose either way. So for the record, "I like you man!" even though I sent an "I love you" HAHAHAHADon't worry, I got your back on our common enemy, and I hope I piss em off. I am already used to dies, so why not at least tell em off a bit now and then. It was actually one or two of your earlier rants against those die bombers that made me post mine....so you are a trooper for that...oh, and I did vote funny for yours as well, because I wanted ALL to read them!Thank you for the nod, "What is black and white, and red all over?A whole bunch of pandas with erections." HAHAHA I had to funny that man! Hilarious! Well, seeing as how I should have been in bed hours and hours ago....I should go! I hope you can read my shitty writing....which by the way, you also write in a very easy way to read..which is awesome!Take care bro!Oh, and my name is Dennis.....nice to meet you...(I am horrible with introductions.....so I save em for last =D)
NOT for the squeamish: http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/16714How's it goin'? Sorry I never got back to you after you wrote me that... more »
NOT for the squeamish: http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/16714How's it goin'? Sorry I never got back to you after you wrote me that long (-ish) note that time. I meant to. I saved it, so you never know. How's life otherwise? Have a groovie day.
howdy howdy captain powdy
Congratulations. Hope all are healthy.
takes a bow) thank you thank you tehe.. i try
Man,...beer goggles aren't the same as I remember when I was a young man.
You think they worry about snagging their balls on the barb wire?
Boarder patrol is gonna have one hell of a day trying to catch these illegal immigrants...
Wait a second, these dogs aren't even Chihuahua's and they are illegally jumping the fence into the U.S.
Must be some kind of springer breed.
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