AMAZING BURNING GIRL

WHO WANTS TO GO TO BURNING MAN IF THERE IS A BURNING GIRL?! GIRLFRIEND, IT'S GONNA BE LIT!

AMAZING BURNING GIRL AMAZING BURNING GIRL

Kathy and Pandora couldn't get tickets for the epic festival "Burning Man" because they are broke as fuck. But no need to get all bummed out because another festival is just popping up. "Burning Girl!" Yeah, you read right. "Burning Man" has a sexist name anyway. So both head out on the road trip of their lives. Pandora is excited to see her albino ex-boyfriend Colin soon while Kathy has the entrepreneurial idea of inventing fire proof mascara and becoming a billionaire. Unfortunately they get lost in the desert but in good spirit they let some mushrooms guide them to other galaxies. What others say: "Fucking Amazing Storytelling" -Jesus Condom ..."Kathy and Pandora couldn't be more real characters" -Diana Dbag ..."I am not sure how I feel about the sexualisation of albinos?" -Tiny Cox ..."Were they making fun of vegans or are they promoting oreos?" -Rick Titball ..."Totally inappropriate." -Dick Pound ..."Why is there a unicorn and a goat?" -Ben Dover