Danimals Drinkable Yogurt, Dancing Knife Fights, Chicken Titty, Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch, Telephone transmited AIDS, Mohel, Males Talking During Fornication, Smithereens, Career-Ending Movie-Tie-In Rap Songs, Poops McGee, Tasteful Nudes, McLak Salmon Burger, Richard Millhouse Nixon, Extra-Fancy Ketchup, "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?", Chick Nectar, Ice Cream Socials, Tits McGee, Rhabdophobia, Marzipan, "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.", Persnickety, Helmet, Transitions Eyeglasses, Women-Only Gyms, Nooner, "Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute", Parsnips, Wood Burning Kits and Putting Condoms in Shopping Carts of Unsuspecting Wal-Mart Customers. Those are some of my favorite things.